Roger Roger

Nope. Don't do birthday.

Roger aspires to improve himself, to express affection towards his family and his 270 offspring, and to be an evolved frog that his community can take pride in. Unfortunately, he is not.

Roger has never left his place of origin. He continues to reside in the same swamp where he once swam alongside his numerous siblings, most of whom he still sees every Tuesday for bingo night.

He is married to his third wife, whom he also met within the swamp's confines. She happens to be the sister of his first and second wives, which inevitably makes family gatherings somewhat tense.

Roger loves life, cherishes learning, adores people, and is eager to try new things... said absolutely no one.